HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? OLD WOMAN Well, I've got a talking donkey. PINOCCHIO Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! Gipetto takes the money and walks off. (his nose grows) HEAD GUARD Five shillings for the possessed toy. (jerks his rope) DONKEY Oh! HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? GIPETTO This little wooden puppet. Please! Give me another chance! OLD WOMAN Oh, shut up. LITTLE BEAR (crying) This cage is too small. Next! GUARD Get up! Come on! HEAD GUARD Twenty pieces. (breaks the broom in half) HEAD GUARD That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Come on! Get up! HEAD GUARD Next! GUARD (taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him.

THE NEXT DAY There is a line of fairy tale creatures.

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